I’ve been daydreaming about what I will do with my colossal mountain of money when I win this $250 million Powerball. Watching Breaking Bad made me think, what if I couldn’t spend the money? What could I do with all that dough? Here are my top 9 ideas:
“Channel my inner Scrooge McDuck,” and replace my pool’s water with money (in this hypothetical scenario, I have a pool).
Keep warm at night by using it as a make-shift bed and blankets. Or just roll around in it with my new cabana boy.
Instead of spending cash on high texting charges, I would send messages, like “Hey guys, I’m over here,” by burning my fat stacks.
Of course, I would have to make a fashion statement and wear my billz, specifically to places like work and the soup kitchen. Just kidding- I wouldn’t work.
Might as well also use it for toilet paper, just because.
Build a “Make It Rain Room” in my mansion. Right before happy hour every day, electric fans start whirling, and the ceiling opens to let all my money swirl around me like a financial storm.
Visit public places and pretend like one dollar bills confuse and scare me.
I would become amazing at origami, and inevitably earn many international awards and accolades.
Use the paper as disposable gloves to protect my hands.
What would you do? Comment below!